Star Wars Drinking Game || 2023

If you guys haven’t already caught up on all of the Star Wars films, I highly recommend you take today’s post to make that happen. While today’s post only covers The Return of the Jedi, they are all worth your time. In honor of May the Fourth, or Star Wars day I’m posting this fun game for you all to enjoy.

In an effort to bribe friends into watching the movie with me I had to make it fun for them and I found a drinking game to match the movie with. While I can’t claim to have made up most of these, some of them were shifted or added as we went.

If you haven’t seen some of these spoilers by now, know there’s a spoiler or two in here from context clues.

If you’re new around here or to the concept, each time one of these scenarios happens you take a drink or a shot. While the idea isn’t to miss the movie, sometimes the drinks get the best of us.

Anytime “Jedi”, the “Force” or the “Darkside” is mentioned your drink goes down the hatch. And with that anytime a Force connection is made we are forced to drink.

For every ship that’s destroyed you take a drink to honor the loss.

In the moments someone asks about Rey’s parents in the film, it’s your duty to drink to them. And with that when Luke tells Rey to “go away”, drink with her.

Anytime there’s a cute doe eyed creature on camera, you may drink on its behalf.

When Kyle Ren is referred to as “Ben”, drink sip chug.

To keep with the “hold my beer” meme, anytime there’s a jump to light speed or a light saber is turned on, you get to zoom through your drink of the night.

Depending on your drink of the night, for these huge moments you’ll need to take a knee and finish your drink, waterfall it or take a shot.

When Leia gets sent into space, when Luke fades, or a main character dies you have to chug.

For it’s funny value, when you hear “I think you got him” please take your shot.

This is all in good fun to make the movie more enjoyable than it usually is. Let me know if I missed anything incredibly important for this game. I made sure to include my Star Wars T-shirt in this post even if it was from my trip to Hawaii. If you all play, please tag me on social media!!

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